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Twitter trend: #ShutdownPickupLines

Give Washingtonians time on their hands and they'll find a way to turn to humor on social media. One of the hottest trending topics on Twitter right now is #ShutdownPickupLines. We've put together the best tweets in this widget. Got to give folks credit for creativity.  Warning, some of these tweets may be a little racy for your taste.   Here's a couple we like:

Delia @DeliaCabe : If I could rearrange the budget, I’d put you and me on the same line item

Zachery Brown @Zaknafien: Do you not carry health insurance? Cause you got fine written all over you

Twitter trend: #ShutdownPickupLines

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WASHINGTON, DC - Give Washingtonians time on their hands and they'll find a way to turn to humor on social media. One of the hottest trending topics on Twitter right now is #ShutdownPickupLines. We've put together the best tweets in this widget. Got to give folks credit for creativity.  Warning, some of these tweets may be a little racy for your taste.   Here's a couple we like:

Delia @DeliaCabe : If I could rearrange the budget, I’d put you and me on the same line item

Zachery Brown @Zaknafien: Do you not carry health insurance? Cause you got fine written all over you
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